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The lovely.....Anti-Christ Gaguilera. Why I hate this peroxide lover
Note: See how much I hate her? I didn't even put a title for this page, she's not worth pig shit.

Ok at first I admit, I do think she's pretty and has a really good voice,but the girl's a motherfuckin' ho'!
"Prancing around in my bra and hot pants won't inspire confidence in girls." That's exactly what you do tramp, and you consider yourself a role model?! I'm sure strippers and prostitutes that look up to you increased their wage, but that's another story Chrissy.
Unfortunately, the target audience of this Mariah wannabe are prepubecent middle schoolers. Her music and attitude, I can't stand. She is a disgrace to pop music, like all the other artists I mentioned there.
This li'l ho' thinks she's the greatest thing yet! A #1 single really inflated her ego, and along with it people started to believe in prophecy........the world really is coming to an END. This pop slut needs to put on clothes and hire a makeup artist, not a painter. But like I said, she's a Mariah wannabe.
Did you see her at the Vh-1 awards? She was coming out of her outfit, or whatever that piece of shit was. I swear, Hitler's hatred can never add up to mine towards her. I'm actually scared about meeting her in public. 'Cuz I'll snap and slit her throat on the spot! Well at leat then she'll eventually match, - with the red carpet! And also the Billboards, the slut couldn't even say a word, not to mention she was all over the Carter brothers. And what's with the extentions and the white dress, she looked like an overdosed zebra. Whoo, I feel so much better now, since all the shit's out of my chest.

CHRISSY'S BIO

name; Christina Maria Aguilera (note to parents: ever heard of condoms?)

DOB; December 18, 1980 (a.k.a Armageddon)

height; 5'2 (as her ego inflated, she finally grew!)

weight; Jenny Craig won't say

hobbies; shopping(exclusively at Victoria's Secret), movies(porn), music(her own, and only her own), hangin' with friends(correction:flashing her lesbian friends her new plastic twins, and sleeping with her male friends. They also get together and have a sixsome)

Songs dedicated to Chrissy

Bitch- by Meredith Brooks
Walkin' Like a Hoe- by Trick Daddy
Drug Ballad- by Eminem
Barbie Girl- by Aqua
She Works Hard for the Money- by Donna Summer